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A classmate of mine experienced something that can only be described as scarring to a girl. But this thing is something a girl will experience at least once a lifetime, more if you are attractive and are prone to walk on your own most of the times. Enough clues to guess?

I am talking about sexual harrassment. A long coat man in korean terms. Flasher.

Flashing to be exact. Flash what you ask? Unzipping the fly of your pants and show that thingy. The boy thing. Pee pee. Wee wee. Yeye. Banana. Dick. Hahaha. Is it clear now?

My classmate was walking along a deserted street when a guy on a bike came and followed her. He than showed his unmentionable parts and started stroking it. He proceed to say obsene stuff to her that i will not mention here cause it gives me the creeps.

The first thing that came to my mind while i'm listening to her is, how does he ride a motorcycle while stroking himself? An incredible feat.

Anyway i remembered back then when the topic of flasher was mentioned by my sis in law. She told the story of a serial flasher at her all girls school. Their teacher was so fed up with it and formulated a plan to get rid of the flasher for good. The teacher called a team of girls who are not easily disgusted by the flasher and are told to stare unflinchingly at the flasher when he took out his thingy. They did and the flasher got angry and took off with a huff. He was never seen again.

The moral of that story is that sexual act of exposing his manly parts to innocent girls and to hear their scream are addictive to flashers. They have his delusion that the screams are the result of awe at his size. o_O

Really i have no idea why they do it. Maybe they are sexually frustrated? Watched too much porn? Some unsolved psychological childhood issues? Maybe they think it's a great pick-up thing?

Way messed up. Why do they think girls want to see that anyway?

What can you do in situation.

First don't give any reaction. Nothing at all. It's because flashers thrive on girls reaction. Don't give them the satisfaction of hearing you scream.
Don't taunt them back. They may retaliate and you could be hurt.
Don't stare at his thingy. He may like it.
Stare at someplace else, and pretend like he does not exist. They usually get bored with that reaction and move on to the next exciting victim.
At the same time try to remember details of the offender like how he looks like,license plate of his vehicle etc. Report him to he police.
The last resort is you stare at his face and make a sign with your fingers saying, "it's small".

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Bored to tears

You know why some people said that they are bored to tears? Some may said it as an exaggeration, like i always do. Buy today i somehow have an epiphany. I now now that the human being is physically capable of crying out of boredom.
Why? Because during the 4 hours lecture i've endured today, my eyes produced tears that could drown the world. (This is actually an exaggeration, of course, cause i am physically incapable of producing that huge amount of tears. But i assure you, i cried. A lot)
Now i need to drink gallons of water. You know, to hydrate myself. And to endure another 4 gruelling hours of lecture after this. Owh someone please just shoot me.
P.S: I was being sarcastic the whole time okay? Just making it clear just to avoid misunderstandings. I don't actually want anyone to murder me using a high calibre rifle or something k?

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